A JLo reality series? Get real!

JLo, you’re sooo many things and you’re good at some of them but even someone bigger-than-life as you can’t pull off a reality show on the TLC network this coming season about – of all things – the launch of a new mother/daughter fragrance. What are ya thinkin’? You’re married to Salsa king Marc Anthony (with who you bombed in El Cantante), you hang with TomKat, and you just had twins Max and Emme that all America is dying to get to know. For months, you denied us any good look at your baby bump with all the bedazzling and psychedelic muumuus you cloaked yourself in, and now that the excitement is over, you want us to take you back. Mira, we’ll just have to wait and see if your show is entertaining enough to make us forget you’re just a clever saleswoman adept at making us think you gave us the goods.